Cum Sock Puppet costume

Jack o'lantern

I carved it myself.

Shut In Clothing line

The clothing line no one has heard of because people only wear it at home.

That's funny

Mascot motorcycle rider

I hope the mascot is wearing a helmet under his costume.

Medieval Times!

Batman

Some people bring home old furniture from the side of the road, other people... Batman.

Warning

Children's allergy relief warning to be careful when driving.

Waiting Room

Fugazi
Waiting Room lyrics

I am a patient boy
I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait
My time is like water down a drain
Everybody's moving,
Everybody's moving,
Everybody's moving, moving, moving, moving
Please don't leave me to remain
In the waiting room
...

Super time traveling amnesiac

Chapter one

Dog sundial

With a dog this short, her shadow always shows as midday.

Building suspense

I like it when a story starts off slow. It's calm and you're getting to know the characters. There isn't much going on and you're waiting for...
And then...
Nevermind, I'm bored.

The internet thinks I have a small penis.

Seven emails in a row can't be wrong.

Screen shot chat

I'm too lazy to type it twice but I'll spend time cropping screenshots of chat.

Set up

Glad I spent time setting up this blog. Here is where I would put my selfdeprecating jokes but I'm fantastic right now so I can't think of anything. I invented the word boresting and urban dictionary accepted it.
Oh! Oh!! I just thought of something selfdeprecating. Urban dictionary is like the sock I jerk off into. It'll accept anything. Now thats some boresting blogging.