Comic strip one

IT SHOULD OF BEEN

MEG.

Halloween costume idea

Pause button.

Thanksgiving atheist

Shitty belts

So I'm confused. If I buckel my belt after shitting before I wash my hands, don't I get shit on my belt? How would I get to the sink if I didn't buckle my belt. Would I do an awkward waddle to keep my pants up? And if you say I don't have shit on my hands so it won't get on my belt, then why am I wasting all this soap and water washing my hands?

Agents of shield is like a Batman spin off...

Of just Alfred.

Candy Crush The Movie

I heard Samuel L. Jackson is going to be in it. He's in everything.

Person bad at sarcasm

I'm insulting you!

24 hour protection Use twice a day

That is like saying the glass is full if you get two optimistic people to contribute their half full glasses.

Back story

Flash back to being stranded on an island and being taught by a fellow stradie how to watch tv.

Sesame Street

Apparently Sesame Street is in New York according to the intro of the new Sesame Street. Or so I'm told.

Candy crush unlimited lives and pornhub

Changing your phone's time ahead a few hours gives you five lives in candy crush.

Changing your phone ahead by a day gives you five free pornhub videos.

Two things I do over and over.

We are in the future now.

How about a post apocalyptic movie where the computers have flat screens.

Breaking Bad, GTA V, Candy Crush

Things that are a disappointing waist of time.

Candy crush

Really likes my battery.

Just because

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Personality enhancers

Boobs.

Random Youtube Video

Google Chromecast burned ready to cast into my tv

Just saying. Come on Google,  get a screen saver.

Fuck you, this one is silent!