Irobot meets Aliens cargo moving suit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ysb-Oko3Bg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Secret identity unless...

you click info on the movie and then you're out of luck Bruce Wayne.

Insert long joke

Summer Solstice Arrives -- With A Twist - http://huff.to/19Vr0ao

I'd rather be...

Alphabetical internet

Learning the order of the alphabet was a waste of time because the internet isn't in alphabetical order.

Tandem comedy

Like tandem sky diving where I'm strapped to a professional to experience what I'm not skilled enough to do alone, I want to be strapped to a funny comedian while on stage so I can experience laughter.

Equal

There may be no equal to the construction materials that came in this box, but there may be greater than.