Fucking socks

I fuck socks so much I get an erection seeing them laying around. They look all sexy on purpose to tease me.

Lactation cookies? What about cocksucking cookies?

Yeah! What about that?

Blasé baby

I think it would be funny if babies had a blasé expression on their face when they experienced new things and then when we got older, then we got all excited about peek a boo.

Bad grandpa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MSrAwfagG4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Glass ceiling fan

Where you don't get promoted and you get slapped in the face for trying.

Lightships are expensive

memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Bajoran_lightship

How could Commander Benjamin Sisko afford to build the Baraka, a replica of a Bajoran lightship on his Star Fleet salary?

Half man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32by29mSsE&feature=youtube_gdata_player