Person bad at sarcasm

I'm insulting you!

24 hour protection Use twice a day

That is like saying the glass is full if you get two optimistic people to contribute their half full glasses.

Back story

Flash back to being stranded on an island and being taught by a fellow stradie how to watch tv.

Sesame Street

Apparently Sesame Street is in New York according to the intro of the new Sesame Street. Or so I'm told.

Candy crush unlimited lives and pornhub

Changing your phone's time ahead a few hours gives you five lives in candy crush.

Changing your phone ahead by a day gives you five free pornhub videos.

Two things I do over and over.

We are in the future now.

How about a post apocalyptic movie where the computers have flat screens.

Breaking Bad, GTA V, Candy Crush

Things that are a disappointing waist of time.