Global warming

Solar panels cause global warming because they get really hot.

Observational humor vs. Obvious humor

Observational humor is Seinfeld where as obvious humor is me spelling out that observational humor and obvious humor are not the same thing.

Productivity at its best.

Dusting.

Ikea slaves

If the prisons the IKEA slaves were made by IKEA then they would be easy to break out of.

Flat tire

...and waiting at the tire store.

iVoted

Apple makes great voting machines.

Rustic

I like how rustic is a positive way of saying I did a poor job.

Hole

I dug it myself.

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Washcloth art