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Donate blood

Free cookies.

Bike hook

If you are not strong enough to lift a bike over your head, then no bike ride for you.

Really small claims lawsuit app

I'd like an app that would let people sue other people and settle the suit on the spot. The limit would be $40.

Dog knocks little food plate upside down

Try knocking over this huge bowl, bitch!

Dog pee

Real talk

It's the new "seriously".

French bread

Yummy Pho French bread sandwich.

Over documenting guy.

Part 1 of 4,839: Boots.

Burr

It's freezing.

Linked periods

My sleep schedule is linked with my guy friend just like women friends link menstruation.

And losing is half the battle too.

I don't know shit. Poof. Half the battle.

Anonymous

If you weren't so complimentary I'd be jealous that you're funnier than me.

Obvious cookie

No shit. It being unique is what makes it a personality.

Marilyn Monroe talking to her dog.

Who has a... cold nose?
Who has a... cold nose?
Mr. President has a... cold nose.
Yes... you do.
Yes... you do.

It's dark in here.

I can't see shit.

Decorating argument.

Yes, we have been arguing but I told Mandy she can't use chemicals when she is pregnant so when she gets mad I clean for her. We're ok now. We made up.

I had no idea.

Do people even follow hockey?

Tv show sharing

I started watching a show on Netflix and my girlfriend said only to watch it with her because she likes it too. I told her that if I wait for her then I'll never get to watch any tv by myself because she likes almost all my shows.
She understands.
So now I either update her on the storyline or watch a different show that I don't even like because I know she won't like it either.

Free feeding

It's all about portion control.

Upright potty

What's up with your shit?