Donut bagel

I accidentally got donut on my bagel and it was delicious!

Pancakes on a bagel sounds good too but I haven't tried it yet.

Porn plot

I know I'm getting older when I'm more interested in the negotiation for the price to paint the room then the fucking.

Dog puke

The only time wild dogs don't eat meat is when they eat grass so they can throw up, so dog food that isn't all meat should make dogs puke.

Waiting to poop

It's what life is all about.

Fucking socks

I fuck socks so much I get an erection seeing them laying around. They look all sexy on purpose to tease me.

Lactation cookies? What about cocksucking cookies?

Yeah! What about that?

Blasé baby

I think it would be funny if babies had a blasé expression on their face when they experienced new things and then when we got older, then we got all excited about peek a boo.

Bad grandpa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MSrAwfagG4&feature=youtube_gdata_player