Thursday, November 14, 2013

Shitty belts

So I'm confused. If I buckel my belt after shitting before I wash my hands, don't I get shit on my belt? How would I get to the sink if I didn't buckle my belt. Would I do an awkward waddle to keep my pants up? And if you say I don't have shit on my hands so it won't get on my belt, then why am I wasting all this soap and water washing my hands?