So I'm confused. If I buckel my belt after shitting before I wash my hands, don't I get shit on my belt? How would I get to the sink if I didn't buckle my belt. Would I do an awkward waddle to keep my pants up? And if you say I don't have shit on my hands so it won't get on my belt, then why am I wasting all this soap and water washing my hands?
I shall now call you shitty belt man, lolololol !!!! Also on another note, don't you just hate it when you get out of the shower and then you have to shit, makes you feel like you need get back in the shower and wash your ass. Which brings me to a question, do you pee in the shower?
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