Alphabetical internet

Learning the order of the alphabet was a waste of time because the internet isn't in alphabetical order.

Tandem comedy

Like tandem sky diving where I'm strapped to a professional to experience what I'm not skilled enough to do alone, I want to be strapped to a funny comedian while on stage so I can experience laughter.

Equal

There may be no equal to the construction materials that came in this box, but there may be greater than.